Dinner Conversation

We had an interesting conversation at dinner tonight. It all started after my friend called me for a hair cut. This is how it went:

Spencer- "How come people don't cut their own hair?"

Dad- "Cause you have to know how. Mom went to school for it, she's like Edward Scissor Hands.

We then had to explain who Edward Scissor Hands was.


Preston - "What if I was born with scissor hands?"

Mom - "Ouch, that would've hurt me, being cut inside my belly!"

Dad- "What if Mom had had Super Man, as soon as she went into the sun, he would have punched right through her belly. Only Super Woman could have had him."

Mom- "Or if you're a vampire named Bella."

...then a few minutes later

Preston - "What if I had been born with chainsaw hands! But they would have been turned off and in their cases."